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Psychic John Edward’s Infinite Quest
Written by Edie on August 17, 2009 – -Psychic John Edward’s Infinite Quest is the new website for all things John Edward, the pseudo-psychic, celebrated/hated seer of the dead and finder of all things in your bank account.
Know him, love him, loathe him, or never heard of him, John Edward is a self-proclaimed Ghost Yapper and, if you believe his followers, he truly has a knack for bringing out your dead.
The Infinite Quest motto is, “Your One-Stop Portal for All Things Metaphysic,” and they do their best not to disappoint.
Choose from “Afterlife,” “Astrology,” “Numerology,” “Energy,” (I doubt it’s the kind you can use to watch your TV but you’ll get billed monthly just the same) “Tarot,” “Psychic,” “Health and Belief,” “Reincarnation,” and “IQ” (if your mind isn’t already numb from all of those other options).
With just one click of your mouse, you will be immediately transported into the amazing world of membership sign-up’s.
Stare in awe as they ask for things like your name and you email address.
Be amazed as you are compelled to enter this information as if you have done it many times before.
Feel your eyes bug out as you check out the prices of Edward’s psychic guide stuff in Infinite Quest shop.
Take a free tour at John Edward’s Infinite Quest and be amazed at how hard it is to hear the voice-over when the cheesy background music is mixed too high.
Do it now… online sign-up forms are standing by right now, ready to take your money in the blink of an eye or in a whisper from beyond.
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